Erik J Skinner

Wurds: “Boredome”

Boredome. A location of utter boredom. Anywhere can become a Boredome when populated with the right (or wrong) people.

Examples of Boredomes:

A paint crew’s work site while they’re out for lunch.

A putting green on a day with no golfers.

Anywhere populated with one or more Twilight fans.

No, sorry, that last one is an example of an Irristate.

Wurds: “Soon Ago”

Soon, but backwards in time. A time saving phrase, as “a little while ago” or “a few minutes ago” have like a billion too many words. “I woke up soon ago.” Crisp, clean, and encapsulates the spirit of the message. This happened a short time before now. Symmetry with “I will eat soon.” This will happen a short after now.

Symmetry, efficiency, simplicity. I’m disappointed I hadn’t thought of it sooner ago. Or less soon ago… A lot earlier than I just did, which was very soon ago. Later ago.

Wurds: “Pance”

When you dance so hard that you have no choice but to pant until you’ve recovered. This is especially common among dancing animals who can not sweat and therefore have no other way to regulate their body temperature.

Wurd.